Dismayed Brit looking to marry an EU citizen

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Hello Europeans,

I'm a British citizen (male, aged 31) who, in light of recent political developments (*cough* a certain referendum in the UK *cough*), is seeking an EU citizen to marry in order to acquire a nationality of an EU country that is at least slightly less idiotic.

I don't have any other criteria, honestly -- you need only possess an EU nationality (and not already be married, obviously, as I don't think polygamy is allowed since this is Europe, not Africa or Utah). You can be a woman, a man, or undergoing some transitional phase between the two. You can even be French. It doesn't matter to me.

In return I can offer British nationality, although I'd understand if that suddenly seems less attractive. I can however also offer Belizean nationality, so if interested feel free to google Belize and discover that it is a country that in fact exists.

I can also cook a nice spicy red lentil soup.

Thanks/Merci/Danke/Gracias/Grazie/Takk/Dzi?ki/Obrigado/Hvala/Köszönöm/Mul?umiri/?????????!